humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

warxant:

Playin wit a titty like

(Source: arratik)

visualechoess:

Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai, UAE - (via)

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hadaes:

theworldstandswithpalestine:

Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

everyone fucking reblog #prayforgaza

(via aauroraskies)

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via ruinedchildhood)

  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via monoeyelid)

(Source: in-my-mouth, via hmichellele)